☯ Too young to notice, and too dumb to care

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:06:19 +1200

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

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handslikefire: untitled by rosalie andrea on Flickr.

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handslikefire:

untitled by rosalie andrea on Flickr.

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multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:47:24 +1200

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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shootphotographsnotpeople: Light It Up

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:43:54 +1200

shootphotographsnotpeople:

Light It Up

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:43:30 +1200

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:42:56 +1200

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

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esexist: guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:30:10 +1200

esexist:

guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

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suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:04:55 +1200

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

omg i poop freely

it’s okay everyone poop where you want to, this is america

primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:03:13 +1200

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

thekhooll: 50 Shades of Blue By Kent Shiraishi

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:59:49 +1200

thekhooll:

50 Shades of Blue

By Kent Shiraishi

sexual-feelings: (via masturbationdestination)

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sexual-feelings:

(via masturbationdestination)

grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:49:32 +1200

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

takedownthestreets: glamydia: thorki: dysexila: jennstarkid: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:48:39 +1200

takedownthestreets:

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his first name is Eugene wtf they messed up